Golden Apples of Discord: The Perfect Party Crasher

Name: Golden Apples of Discord: "The Perfect Party Crasher"
Creator: Eris

On loan only!!! 
Rent: 75,000,000,000 drachmas

Description:

With these Golden Apples of Discord, you can do anything from start wars, to causing to people to murder each other.  These apples have been grown from the original Golden Apples of Discord, "Καλλίστη" (Kallisti - "for the fairest").

Weight: 7 oz

Use:

1. Hold the Apple so that the stem faces up and the bottom rests on the palm of you hand
2. Envision what you want the Apple to do
3. Lightly toss the Apple into the crowd 
4. Laugh evilly as the people start fighting over it
5. Once its duty is fulfilled, throw the Apple into an apple orchard